My First Sick Day

I just took a sick day for the first time in almost a decade. What did I do during this time? I actually caught up on some work. Sad, isn't it? You see, last night I think I got some food poisoning or something, so I was up all night waiting for someone to put me out of my misery. I'll spare you the details of the projectile vomiting and other symptoms, but suffice it to say, I was not going to be able to get on that airplane today. I went to the doctor today, and he seems to think it's one of those 24-hour virus infections from something I ate. Hey, at least I lost 10 pounds overnight. Not the best way to do that, I suppose, but it was effective. Anyhow, I'm taking another sick day tomorrow, too. I'm still not feeling very well. Hopefully, I'll get back to normal by Friday. See ya.