The Forms Of Things Unknown

No, I'm not talking about the Outer Limits classic from the 60's about the murdered blackmailer, although it was a really good episode. I'm talking about something a bit more real than that. Ever try to get your property, taxes, and other life issues in order? Oh, the mountains of forms that you have to fill out. Believe it! In everyday life, there are so many stupid forms out there that request all sorts of information from us. I mean, really... Why does the supermarket need to know my t-shirt size? Why does the bank want to know what I do for leisure activities? Why do the airlines want to know my shoe size? I'm filling out some forms right now. I've got financial information forms for the bank, and other forms that I'm working on for my taxes. I wonder if I should put a footnote in there to tell them that I'd enjoy a side of fries with that. See ya.