Time Distortion

It's been a strange month filled with many interesting trips. My time distortion theory was the topic of conversation today. I have this theory that time moves at a different rate of speed while we are in transit, kind of like relativistic time dilation. I maintain that I've aged in dog years while in transit for the last decade. I was never the type to age gracefully. I've been fighting it for many years, and I don't intend to give up now. See ya.